There is no Blackhawks-related news right now.
Trust me — I looked. Maybe there will be something later. But as of 4:30 in the morning? Bupkis. Nothing. Nada. You get the idea.
Instead of just leaving you with nothing to do, however, I bring you some early-morning amusement.
Before Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane were forced to do terrible commercials together, Patrick Sharp was the one trying not to embarrass himself in front of the camera. It’s easy to understand why — before “the kids” came along, he was just about the only forward that was worth a damn. And, well, he’s easy on the eyes, too. That helps a lot.
Anyway, after the jump are his three commercials for Grants Electronics.