After buying our tickets for the Training Camp Festival, Leiram and I discovered that we had somehow bought two extra Training Camp Festival tickets. So, instead of trying to find people to give these tickets, we decided that we would take our two extra tickets and use them as prizes for the first Runs On Duncan contest!
But, of course, we couldn’t just give them away. No, dear readers — you’re going to have to work for them, because we’re jerks.
So here’s the deal: I want to hear what the Blackhawks did on their summer vacations. Not the real stories, though (which probably consist of fishing, getting drunk, laying on the beach, and then more fishing). I want stories of John Scott traveling back in time to wrestle dinosaurs to prepare for the upcoming season, or how Dave Bolland prank-called the Sedin brothers the entire summer. In other words, make up the funniest/most awesome story you can think of. (Bonus points if you work in illustrations.) The person who amuses us the most wins two tickets to the Training Camp Festival, saving you $10 plus Ticketmaster fees. Make sense?
The contest will end on Friday, September 9 at 12:01am CT. You can enter as many times as you like, so you have an entire week to come up with as many funny/awesome stories as you can.