Crosby Still Won’t Hold Toews’ Hand In Public


The Blackhawks are playing the Penguins tomorrow, and Crosby is most likely out with concussion-like symptoms.

Wait, Crosby isn’t going to play the Blackhawks? Gee, this sounds familiar.

The last time Crosby played the Blackhawks was in the 2006-07 season, where he earned one assist. In 2007-08, the Blackhawks did not play the Penguins. The next time the Blackhawks met the Penguins on February 27, 2009, Sidney Crosby was out with a groin issue. On December 5, 2010, Crosby sat out the game with another groin issue. On October 1, 2010, Crosby was supposed to play in a preseason game against the Blackhawks… and then his groin started giving him issues yet again. Then came the concussion, which made him miss the February 20 game against the Blackhawks.

By the way, the 2006-07 season was the last time the Blackhawks played without Jonathan Toews in the lineup.

I’m sure that this is all just a weird coincidence, but coincidences aren’t funny. So, the theory goes that Crosby keeps missing games against the Blackhawks because he doesn’t want to play against Toews. Why this is so is because they are secretly boyfriends can be left up to speculation.

As for Toews’ feelings about Crosby, well…


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