Stalberg Shoots His Load: Blackhawks 5, Blue Jackets 2

What is this I can't even. (via @NHLBlackhawks)

It’s late, so here are my jumbled thoughts on last night’s game:

  • Seven of Viktor Stalberg‘s 12 goals this season have come against the Blue Jackets, including his hat trick tonight. This is because the Blue Jackets are terrible at everything.
  • In other news, I will never find a writer for the Blue Jackets for Aerys Sports. Maybe they should stop being so bad so I won’t make jokes about them on a constant basis.
  • Sean O’Donnell quietly had a great game tonight. He seemed to always have his stick in the way of a Blue Jacket shot every time he was out there.
  • It was also Corey Crawford‘s 50th win tonight. Hooray for Crawford!
  • Nick Leddy was a minus-2 tonight. Time to trade him.
  • Niklas Hjalmarsson had an assist tonight. Time to trade him.
  • Patrick Kane only had an assist tonight. Time to trade him.
  • If you actually think I am advocating trading any of those three, you’re an idiot.
  • Jared Boll is a useless bag of douche. I’d gladly take the instigator penalty to punch him in the face, too.

And now, some Blackhawks Scandinavian Twitter love…

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