Tonight, I’m forgoing the usual warmups post to beg the Hockey Gods to help the Blackhawks win tonight against the best team in the league right now, the New York Rangers.
Please? I’ll go, like, sacrifice a puck or something, if that’s what you want. I can’t take another night of people making dumbass trade proposals after a loss. Now people want to trade Marian Hossa. These people are morons, Hockey Gods, and people keep indulging their stupidity. Hockey Gods, it’s not funny anymore. I just want people to shut up and be happy for one night, okay?
Even though the last game didn’t have the outcome everyone wanted, it was a marked improvement in play from what we’ve seen in the past three weeks. Hopefully, the Blackhawks will build on this tonight.
Just do this, Blackhawks. And may the puck bounces be ever in your favor.