The Blackhawks lost their first game without Duncan Keith — and lost badly.
So let’s not focus on that. Let’s turn back the clock almost four years to when Keith was only missing one tooth. On November 21, 2008, the town of Fort Frances, Ontario celebrated Duncan Keith Day… and made the grave mistake of putting a microphone in front of his face.
If you can stay awake through his soothingly monotone speech without nodding off once, you’re a better person than I am.