Today is a special day on Runs On Duncan — for our namesake, Duncan Keith is celebrating his 29th birthday. You’re nearly at the top of the heap! It’s all downhill from here!
I kid, of course. We love Duncan Keith around here, so let’s all sit down and watch him be awkward and nearly put us all to sleep with his soothing voice.
With his dog, Mogali:
With the Stanley Cup:
With his hot wife, Kelly-Rae, launching his charity, “Keith Relief”:
He speaks French, y’know?
His nickname is pretty creepy:
He doesn’t like it when fans chirp at him during a penalty:
He also doesn’t like it when you can’t spell “Kelowna”:
He likes playing defense, though:
And he likes this guy:
Let’s end this with the greatest thirty seconds of your day:
…Actually, let’s not leave it there. Let’s just watch him work out some more: